Rough justice

Hello my few followers, I appreciate your comments, I'm having a busy week, started physio, started a new art club, went to cinema last night, and have a funeral to-morrow, otherwise I'm having a good week, well it's not my funeral. :-o.  Now that the pleasantries are over, here's another little joke, Translations are available on request.

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper.

He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON
and is certain that he has a better education than any Jock cop. He decides
to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!!

Glasgow cop says,         ' Licence and registration, please.'

London Lawyer says,     'What for?'

Glasgow cop says,        'Ye  didnae  come to a complete stop at the stop
sign.'

London Lawyer says,    'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'

Glasgow cop says,        'Ye  still didnae  come to a complete stop. Licence
and registration, please.'

London Lawyer says,   'What's the difference?'

Glasgow cop says,       'The difference is, ye huvte to come to complete
stop, that's the law, Licence and registration, please!'

London Lawyer says,   'If you can show me the legal difference between slow
down and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration, and you give me
the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'

Glasgow cop says,       'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.'

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the crap out of the
lawyer and says,

'Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon ???

Being a Glasgow lass, I liked this one.