Thursday, 3 April 2014

Vaseline [needs a sense of humour.]


A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman
with three small children running around at her feet.

"I'm doing some research for the Vaseline. Have you ever used this product?"

She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."

"If you don't mind my asking," he said, "what do you use it for?"

"We use it for sex," she said.

The researcher was a little taken a back. "Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a the hinge on the gate. But, in fact, we know that most people do use it for sex. I admire your honesty.

Since you've been so frank, can I ask you tell me exactly HOW you use it for sex?"

The woman said, "Yes, I don't mind telling you at all.

My husband and I put it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out."

Well what did he expect LOL

Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Janice arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer.  Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished!

It turns out that Dave had read an article that said, 'Wives who work full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex'.

The night went very well. The next day, Janice told her friends all about it. 'We had a great dinner. Dave even cleaned up the kitchen. He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put it away. I really enjoyed the evening.'

'But what about afterward?' asked her friends.

'Oh, that........... Dave was too tired.'

God is good