Monday, 18 June 2012

The circumcision

For all of you in education, with sons, grandsons, or who just love thethings little kids say ~ a reminder that adult words are often takenliterally.....
     A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class wassquirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. Shewent back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed andwhispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quiteitchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He wastold to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it.  Hedid and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at theback of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sittingat his desk with his 'private part' hanging out. 'I thought I told youto call your mum!' she said. 'I did,' he said, 'And she told me that ifI could stick it out until lunchtime, she'd come and pick me up fromschool.

Thursday, 14 June 2012

Sunburn cure, [a bit naughty]

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Subject: Sunburn Treatment
Bet you never thought of this... New Treatment for Sunburn.
A guy visiting in Hawaii fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs.
He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.
With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor?' The doctor replied, 'It won't really do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs.