Tuesday 5 April 2011

Would you marry again?

Would  You Marry Again? 


 
   



  
A  husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed  reading when the Wife looks over at  him and asks the question....

WIFE:  "What would  you do if I died? Would you get married a gain?"

HUSBAND:  "Definitely  not!"

WIFE:  "Why not?    Don't  you like being married?"

HUSBAND:  "Of  course  I do.."

WIFE:  "Then why wouldn't  you remarry? "

HUSBAND:  "Okay, okay,  I'd get married again."

WIFE:  "You would?"  (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND:  (makes audible  groan)

WIFE:  "Would you  live in our house?"

HUSBAND:  "Sure, it's  a great house.."

WIFE:  "Would you  sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND:  "Where else  would we sleep?"

WIFE:  "Would you  let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND:  "Probably,  it is almost new."

WIFE:  "Would you  replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND:  "That would  seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE:  "Would you  give her my jewellry?"

HUSBAND:  "No, I'm sure  she'd want her own."

WIFE:  "Would you  take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND:  "Yes, those  are always good times."

WIFE:  "Would she  use my clubs?

HUSBAND:  "No, she's  left-handed."

WIFE:  --  silence  --

HUSBAND:  "shit."

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