No flies on this guy.

First thank you ladies for visiting and your comments,  glad you enjoy the jokes.
I'm looking forward to Easter with a friend coming up for lunch to-morrow and going to daughter Arlene, for a family BBQ  on |Sunday, In hope you all have a nice Easter too.

The banking crisis simply explained:-


Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100 the farmer agreed to deliver 
the donkey the next day

next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad
> news. The donkey has died.'
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> Paddy replied, 'Well then just give me my money back.'
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> The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.'
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> Paddy said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
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> The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?'
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> Paddy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'
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> The farmer said, 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!'
> Paddy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell
> anybody he's dead.'
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> A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, 'What happened
> with that dead donkey?'
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> Paddy said, 'I raffled him off.
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> I sold 500 tickets at two pounds a piece and made a profit of £898'
> The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'
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> Paddy said, 'Just the guy who won.
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> So I gave him his two pounds back.'
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> Paddy now works for the Royal Bank of Scotland ..
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