Don't mess with oldies

I must admit, this made me smile!!!

This  is so true!    They  always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and  you have to answer in front of others what's wrong   and sometimes it is embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a  Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is  wrong with you in a room full of other patients.   


I know most of us have  experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled  it.

A 65-year-old man walked into  a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.

The Receptionist said, 'Yes  sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'

'There's something wrong with  my dick', he replied.

The receptionist became  irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded  waiting room and say things like that. '

'Why not, you asked me what  was wrong and I told you,' he said.

The Receptionist replied; 'Now  you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of  people. You should have said there is something wrong with  your ear or something and discussed the problem further  with the Doctor in private.'

The man replied, 'You  shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers,  if the answer could embarrass anyone.

The man walked out,  waited several minutes, and then  re-entered.

The  Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'

'There's something wrong with  my ear,' he stated.

The Receptionist nodded  approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice..  'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'

'I can't p**s out of it,' he  replied.

The waiting room erupted in  laughter...

Mess with seniors and you're  going to lose!!