A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
After a bit, when he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.
'Yep', the parrot confessed, and then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'
The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'
'Moses,' replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed.
"What kind of people would name a bird 'Moses'?'"
'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler 'Jesus'!"
Arlene, this is too funny, loved it. Your blog looks super good.
ReplyDeleteThanks great Granny, but not many look at it, so I might just keep it for jokes, so check back when you're feeling you want a giggle.
ReplyDeleteYour new space are gorgeous Arlene well done.
ReplyDeletea little story and Rottweller's picture:-)
hope we don't looks like him?
You have anice day,
Michiko
Wow your space looks amazing Arlene so very interesting. The story made me Howl . How are you doing hope you are not snowed in. Hugs Sheilax
ReplyDeleteHi Sheila, thanks for comment and Michiko, too, I'm well an nearly snowed in, I'm putting some pics on other blog, this ones' for jokes. keep well friends. BTW thanks for comment in my Guest book on my colliepaintings website, sorry I'm late, but I forget to check it.
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