Thursday 24 November 2011

Why sharks circle round you before attacking,

 Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a
> sunken ship. "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark
> and they swam to the mass of people. "First we swim around them a few
> times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did. "Well
> done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins
> showing." And they did. "Now we eat everybody." And they did.
> When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just
> eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"
> His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the shit 
> inside!"

6 comments:

  1. Ha ha - that is very funny!

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  2. Have a wonderful Thanksgiving with your family!

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  3. Hi folks thanks for visit, long time no hear from Michiko, hope you are keeping well, Sorry to say, we don't celebrate thanksgiving in UK, maybe we should, the nearest we have is harvest festival celebrated in church.

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  4. I forgot about you are in UK though we have enough
    public holiday.
    Do you know when the dogs want make their relieve
    they go around a couple time to then they do the jobs.
    Thank yo for visit that make me feel better when you are not feeling well(About my friends)
    You have a nice weekend,
    Michiko

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  5. LOL another giggle thanks Arlene xx

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