Monday, 7 November 2011

A little bit rude

    In  Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade  name and generic name.For example, the trade name  of Panadol  also has a generic name of Paracetamol.  Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Nurofen  is also called  Ibuprofen.

The  FDA has been looking for a generic name for  Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of  government experts, it recently announced that it  has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin,  Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course,  Ibepokin.

Pfizer  Corp. Announced today that Viagra will soon be  available in liquid form, and will be marketed by  Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as  a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we  can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives  new meaning to the names of 'cocktails',  'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by  the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought  for the day: There is more money being spent on  breast implants and Viagra today than on  Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040,  there should be a large elderly population with  perky Boobs and huge erections and absolutely no  recollection of what to do with  them.

If  you don't send this to five old friends right away  there will be five fewer people laughing in the  world

PS   NEWS EXTRA - Pfizer have just announced a brand  new product - Viagra Eye Drops - to make you look  hard!