Thursday, 3 November 2011

Dad's reply

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). 

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red,

orange, and blue. 

My dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:

"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" 

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not

choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one! 

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....

"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if

you might be my kid."

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