Saturday 2 March 2013

Just testing

Gotta love us seniors

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether
or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup
and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because
it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed
near the window?"

ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON .
OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE? :

2 comments:

  1. Lol! Gotta love us indeed! My doctor told me I have to have knee replacements. He said I could have them done separately or both at once. I asked him if I had both done at once how hard would recovery be. He said; "It won't be easy, you won't have a leg to stand on." (This really happened at the doctors.) What can I say, I have a comedian for a doctor. Enjoy your Saturday.

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