Monday, 11 March 2013

Is it my time yet?

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and  have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.

She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth!  Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.  While crossing the street on her way home,
she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me
from out of the path of the ambulance?"

(You'll love this)

God replied: "I didn't recognize you."


  1. LMBO! You sure come up with them. Love it.

  2. Hey, Gorgeous, sure have missed you. I was thinking about you a few min ago and thought I'd run by to see what's cooking over your way. Glad I did because as I was reading this entry and a few even before it, you got me to laughing right out loud. You never fail, Arlene; one of my all time favorite gals.
    Don't ever think I'll forget about you, I surely won't and I'll roam back over and catch up again. Not sure when I'll be back to blogging. Lordy, so much has gone on on my end that I don't think I'd ever catch up.....well, maybe one day I'll try. I miss the old group a LOT, but it was your sense of humor that perked me right up tonight. I'm still gigglin' as I type.
    Give the pooches and big old slobbery kiss for me -- kissing all the pets is just the best thing in the world. My Sam & Lucy are stretched out on the bed waiting for me. They've played themselves out with a few new toys; just like little kids they are :)
    Big hugs and much love sent to you from me, Arlene~~
    JennyD xoxoxo