Monday, 16 July 2012

Probably still digging.

>          An old man and woman were married for many years, even
though they hated each other.

>          Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard
deep into the night.

>          The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up
and out of the grave and come

>          back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

>          Neighbours feared him. They believed he practised magic
because of the many strange

>          occurrences that took place in their neighbourhood.

>          The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's
relief, he died of a heart  attack when he was 88.

>          His wife had a closed casket at the funeral.

>          After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and
began to party as if there was no

>          tomorrow.

>          Her neighbours, concerned for her safety, asked "Aren't you
afraid that he may indeed be

>          able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the
rest of your life?"

>          The wife put down her drink and said,

>          "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down. And I know he
won't ask for directions."

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