Saturday, 18 June 2011

The Alien

 Two aliens landed in the  Arizona  desert near a gas  station 
that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas 
pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, 'Greetings, 
 Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader.'
The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.
The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.
The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.'
The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting..
 Again, there was no response.
Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude,
 he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, 'Greetings, Earthling. We
 come in peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader
 or I will fire!'
The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably 
don't want to do that! I really don't think you should make him mad.'
'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon 
at the pump and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive
 fireball roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his
feet and deposited him a burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards 
away in a cactus patch.
Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness,
refocused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and 
looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over
 him shaking his big, green head.
'What a ferocious creature!'  exclaimed the young, fried alien.
 'He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?'
The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy 
friend and replied, 'If there's one thing I've learned during my
 intergalactic travels, you don't want to mess with a guy who can
 loop his penis over his shoulder twice and then stick it in his ear.'


  1. Omg LOL oh how I roared good one Arlene xxx

  2. Now I'm going to have to explain to mysweetie why I'm laughing at 2:00 in the morning!

    You're making my insomnia a lot more bearable, Arlene; thanks!