Poor Billy

Boisterous Billy was at school this morning in the Aussie Outback when the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Chippy, Captain of Industry blah blah blah. However, Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. There was a long silence and Billy eventually blurted out  "My Dad is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him and not come home to Mum that night." Instant silence in the class so the teacher took the opportunity to set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true."No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for Australia but I was just tooembarrassed to say."