Tuesday 19 November 2013

OOPs, got that wrong

A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders a white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north. The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?" The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada ." The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada ?" The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in the hell is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?" "No," says the Canadian "I don't drive a taxi, I mount animals." The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."

8 comments:

  1. Hey, Arlene, I never get your updates , "cute google:'. ...too bad we don't have WL: spaces anymore. Google is trying very hard to push G plus and I refuse....

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    1. I am sorry I don't get anyone's either, and also wish we still had live spaces, it was the highlight of my surfing, to see what was going on. we msut try and keep going here, though I admit to being guilty of not posting as often as I should, if I had a bigger following I'd feel it more worthwhile blogging, but I msu stop moaning and be grateful to the 3 or 4 who do reply sigh . Oh well as my Mum would say 'cheer up or shut up.' thanks for visitig.

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    1. Caught me , even though i'm a couple of days late.

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