Saturday, 12 October 2013

The Date



 
A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town.


They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.


"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a prostitute and I charge £20 for sex."


The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.



After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window.


"Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.


"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is £25...

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    1. It was indeed Beth, made me chuckle, thanks for calling by

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  2. That was great. Read to hubby and he like it too.

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