Saturday, 17 August 2013

Old men can still think fast

An elderly man in the Atherton Tablelands had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a twenty litre bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

Holding the bucket up he said,

'I'm here to feed the crocodile...'

Some old men can still think fast!


  1. LOL oh dear! Welcome back Arlene missed your stories .. :) x

  2. Another good
    Glad to see you back.

  3. That is old Man I 'am so happy to read about in end of days.
    It was very nice stonies!
    Thank you to see you again.

  4. Thanks folks I'm still alive and kicking, and got three blog posts in my head, just need time to pen them, till then I'll give you a few jokes. ok? take care of yourselves.

  5. Oh I love it, love it. Where have you been hiding? Missed you.

  6. Hi Terry, just got a bit down on blogging. thanks for missing me. :-)