Tuesday, 29 January 2013

A lucky escape

One Monday morning the  postman is walking through the neighborhood on his usual route,  delivering the mail.

As he approached one of  the homes, he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway. His  wonder was cut short by David, the homeowner, coming out with a load of  empty beer, wine and spirit bottles for the recycling bin.

"Wow, David, looks like  you guys had one hell of a party last night," the Postman  commented.

David, in obvious pain,  replied, "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt  like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about 15 couples from  around the neighbourhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild.  We all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing 'WHO AM  I?'."

The Postman thinks a  moment and said, "How do you play 'WHO AM I?' ?"

" Well, all the guys go  in the bedroom and come out one at a time covered with a sheet with only  the 'family jewels' showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women  try to guess who it is.."

The postman laughed and  said, "Sounds like fun, I'm sorry I missed it."

"Probably a good thing  you did," David responded."Your name came up 7  times."