Thursday 11 October 2012

Three Nuns, Hallelujah


 THREE NUNS WERE ATTENDING A MATCH AT KIEV,
 THREE MEN WERE SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND..    BECAUSE THEIR HABITS WERE PARTIALLY  BLOCKING THE VIEW, 
 THE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS HOPING THAT THEY'D  GET  ANNOYED ENOUGH TO MOVE TO ANOTHER AREA...  IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY  SAID,  "I THINK I'M GOING TO MOVE TO SYDNEY ... THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE.."   THEN THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID,  "I WANT TO GO TO TASMANIA .. THERE ARE ONLY 50 NUNS LIVING THERE.." THE THIRD GUY SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO NEW ZEALAND .... THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING THERE..."     ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT  THE MEN, AND IN A VERY SWEET AND CALM VOICE SAID, "WHY  DON'T YOU GO TO HELL ..THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS  THERE!" 

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