Saturday, 29 September 2012
Who's in charge?
> Who's in Charge? All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
> trying to decide who the one in charge was.
> "I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the
> body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".
> "I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen
> all over so without me you'd all waste away." "I should be in
> charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you
> energy." "I should be in charge," said the legs , "because I
> carry the body wherever it needs to go." "I should be in
> charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it
> goes." "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm
> responsible for waste removal."
> All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so
> in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a
> terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the
> eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the
> rectum should be the boss. The Moral of the story? The as$hole is
> usually in charge !!