Who's in charge?

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> Who's in Charge?      All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
> trying to decide who the one in charge was.
>     "I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the
> body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".  
> "I  should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate  oxygen
> all over so without me you'd all waste away."   "I should be in
> charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you
> energy."      "I  should be in charge," said the legs , "because I
> carry the  body wherever it needs to go."      "I  should be in
> charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the  body to see where it
> goes."     "I  should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm
> responsible for waste removal."  
> All  the other body parts laughed at the rectum  and insulted him, so
> in a huff, he shut down tight.   Within  a few days, the brain had a
> terrible  headache, the stomach was bloated, the  legs got wobbly, the
> eyes got watery, and the  blood was toxic. They all  decided that the
> rectum should be the boss.   The  Moral of the story?  The as$hole is
> usually in charge  !!