The Queen and Dolly Parton

 

The Queen & Dolly Go To Heaven !!
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Queen Elizabeth   and 
Dolly Parton 

die on the same day and they both go before

an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to

Heaven. 
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that

day, so the Angel must decide which of them
gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular

reason why she should go to Heaven.
Dolly takes off her top and says, 'Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts 
                               God ever created, and I'm sure it will please

God to be able to see them every day, for

eternity.'

The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty

the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her

purse, 
drinks it down. Then, wees into a toilet and pulls the lever.

The Angel says, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go

in.'
Dolly is outraged and asks, 'What was that all about?  I show you two
of God's own perfect creations and you turn me

down.  She wees into a toilet and she gets in! Would you explain that to me?'

'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel, 'but even in Heaven, a Royal Flush 

beats a Pair - 

no matter how big they are.