Thursday, 29 December 2011

The Queen and Dolly Parton


The Queen & Dolly Go To Heaven !!

Queen Elizabeth
Dolly Parton 

die on the same day and they both go before
an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that
day, so the Angel must decide which of them
gets in.
 The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular
reason why she should go to Heaven.
Dolly takes off her top and says,
 'Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts 
God ever created, and I'm sure it will please
God to be able to see them every day, for

The Angel thanks Dolly,
 and asks Her Majesty
the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her
drinks it down. Then, wees into a toilet and pulls the lever.

The Angel says, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go
Dolly is outraged and asks,
 'What was that all about?  I show you two
of God's own perfect creations and you turn me
down.  She wees into a toilet and she gets in! Would you explain that to me?'

'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel,
 'but even in Heaven, a Royal Flush 

beats a Pair -

no matter how big they are.

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