Don't read if you're racially sensitive.
Bit naughty but you got too have a sense of humour !
Ah, there’s nothing like a non-pc story to brighten the day.
A Pakistani immigrant goes to a Doctor and says "I feel terrible".
The Doctor says "You need to pee and poop in a bucket for a week,
throw in a dead fish and a rotting cabbage.
Put a towel over your head and inhale the vapours for 3 days".
The man does this and goes back to the Doctor and says "I feel
wonderful!! What was wrong with me?"
"You were homesick..."