Tuesday 7 December 2010

A baby at 65



With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a  65-year-old friend of mine
was able to give birth.. When she was  discharged from the hospital and went
home, I went to  visit.

 
'May  I see the new baby?' I asked

 
'Not  yet ,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while
 first.'
 
 
Thirty  minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'  

 
'No, not yet,' She said.

 
After another few minutes had elapsed,

 
I  asked again, 'May I see the baby now?' 
 'No,
 not yet,' replied my friend.


 
Growing very
impatient, I  asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?' 

 'WHEN HE CRIES!'
 she told me. 

 
'WHEN HE CRIES?' I
demanded. 'Why do I have  to wait until he CRIES?' 
 

 'BECAUSE I FORGOT
WHERE I PUT  HIM, O.K.?!!

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